Ding dong, the bitch is dead!

Ok, so I'm a little late to the party on this one, but it's been a long weekend, as many of you know. I knew this was happening from the beginning, and I have to say, I'm rather enjoying watching the circus unfold around the "Palin."

From tell-all books from the world's most famous baby-Daddy to making Engrish sound correct to Letterman, this bison-boffing bitch doesn't know when to quit. Oh, wait...

Yes, it's true, she quit. *Doing the Happy Dance of Joy in the background*

Now that that's out of my system, one has to wonder what the motivation is here. I mean, even as the republican party is finding new and inventive ways to commit ritual suicide over and over and over, this crops up and overshadows it all, not because she's a republican or even because of everything that's happened so far. No, this is because this bitch find new and inventive ways to get attention in the worst ways possible. I could start with her state and trickle down, but I'll stick to the ones that really got it for me this time.

I've covered this previous, and you may know, but it still amazes me that this botch is allowed to speak in public. Or at all, for that matter. the more I listen to her, the more I realize that the English language is something that pipes through her, but is never really understood by her. Sarah Palin going off script is worse than Dan Quayle and George W. put together, and for those of you who remember both these jokers, you realize how lucky we are not to have yet another speaking-impaired human in the White House. Joe Biden has NOTHING on these guys. NOTHING. One word: POTATOE. Yes, indeed...

Oh, but wait, she then has the unmitigated gaul to try and sue a blogger for making SPECULATION about a possible embezzlement investigation being made? Uh, honey, you've already proven that ethics mean simply that people do exactly what you want when you want or your army of minions go after them. This isn't a far stretch. Now, it may not be true. It is entirely possible that it isn't true, especially as hard as she has been campaigning for her PAC.

Speaking of which, HUH?! Not a week before she resigned, she was hardcore begging for money for this Political Action Committee, and then up and turns tail? If she's gunning for 2012, someone should tell her the story of Ross Perot...

But there's also the thought that she is leaving politics. She's sick of the media, except when they love her, she's sick of the scrutiny, except when she's using it against her opponents though heaven forbid the searchlight get shined anywhere NEAR her, and she's sick of having to constantly defend herself and her actions. It's politics, child. this is how the game is played in the REAL world, not just in your little head. There are no 'yes' men anymore, there are only people who seriously need you to get shit done. Since the only thing you can manage is to set women in politics back 50 years, I say don't let the door hit you where the dog shoulda bit ya.

On a side note, I have to admit to a boatload of respect for Sarah Palin's spokeswoman, Meg Stapleton. She has had to endure a great deal in the wake of this fiasco, and she has performed in a way that can only be called admirable. Especially since it seems like Palin didn't even TELL HER OWN SPOKESWOMAN that she was resigning. A truly rare showing someone who had to speak for a woman who thought Africa was a country. Respect, Meg, and lots of it.